January 16th, 2009 (10:18 am)
This was originally written at the end of summer just after the race up Haleakala. As with all things related to me it is a bit late- since it is now December. However, it can be considered a parable for life and the year and is thus fitting as a sort of happy holidays letter which tells how the year has gone. Of course it will be even later since I no longer have internet because I am in Colorado and won't be back to civilization for a couple weeks. By then I expect it to be the New Year and I will have missed a dentist appointment.
I woke in the dead of night- 3:15. Enough time for a bite and to go through the motions.
In darkness we loaded the bikes- 6 in all- filling the Nissan Xtra Cab. 2 of us piled in with Dave. 2 more walked the block or so to the ferry.
Check in was uneventful but long. The Ferry staff's PDAs were malfunctioning and stuff was being done the old way- by running (well walking) paper back and forth from an office 50 yds away.

The colored lights gave the ship and port an unreal appearance. I fell asleep waiting but awoke as the two massive turbine engines came to life to pull us from the dock. I stepped out on the aft deck as the morning dew poured down the gunnels. As we passed the buoy and entered the open ocean, the steady deck of the ship began to sway. We left a half hour late and the captain throttled her up, churning the ocean into a froth to catch-up our time table. It wasn't long before the dramamine kicked in and sleep pulled me from the site of my beloved island falling into the distance.

I came to and I was surrounded by islands! After a bit of orientation with the help of a map, Molokai was to port and Lanai and Maui on Starboard. Aft, Tony was looking a bit out of sorts. Out to port I was greated by a lovely young Oregonian on vacation. I called her attention to two small flying- wha- flying fish! First time I saw those. Their tiny silver bodies flickered in the sun and quickly disappeared in the waves.
We landed on Maui in what seemed like no time. The 3 hours had passed easily and the sleep helped. It took a long time to get off the boat and a bit more to untangle the bikes and settle logistics. We headed up to Haiku to sign in for the race. We had a great lunch which had some nice views but forget the name of the place. We spun up the hill for a bit and I lost some of my nerves.
Checking in, we found we had gotten a good deal through Orbitz at the Maui Lu in Kihei. We had seaside rooms that were next to each other! Dave and James crashed but I went exploring. Right outside I found opihi (limpets), ogo (sea weed-looked edible so i took a nibble), pipipi (a type of sea snail), amaama (rock grab), and a few things I don't know the name of. Not to much of anything and the opihi was kinda small. Ocean had a strong pull and we were near an estuary making the shore silty.

We headed off to the dinner with the racers but missed it and searched aimlessly forever for food among the hoards of tourist traps. We ended up eating at Antonio's by Longs. Very good pizza. The lateness of the meal combined with a bit too much chillies would come back to haunt me. Mauka of us, the west Maui mountains were on fire.
I woke in the wee hours- 5 times. James had been hydrating and went to the bathroom on the hour. Almost didn't wake up- forgot to save the alarm setting on my phone! But, Jame's watch kept beeping. I went through the motions- coffee, yogurt, fruit, brush teeth. Despite good intentions, we barely had enough time to get to the start at 630.
The racers were massed just below a cane field. The sun was low and in-obtrusive in a blue sky over a tawny mountain. I couldn't hear the instructions which went on forever. I didn't even hear the start. But , finally we were off. It wasn't long before I pulled off my arm warmers. Worse, my seat post had fallen and I lost contact with Cal. It took a bit of a push but I caught up to Petra. Things went well and got better at the first rest stop where we were greeted by scantily clad "stewardesses". I did a touble take as I sucked down a thing of goo- "you look familiar?"
"Sharon!" she said.
"Krazzy Sharon!"
"Help me out?"
"Heavy Breathers!"
"Dev!"
I took a quick picture of us but turned on the video instead. So, took another picture. "My kind of racer!" she grinned. Some of the other racers never even saw the Stewardesses. WTF?
We headed up the mountain. A bit later the discomfort began. I stopped but rushed to much which came back to haunt me. Back started to go, muscles tightened in the legs. I spun to work it out but my gearing was a bit large for the situation and started to wear on me. I pulled away from Petra and another girl singing Emmanuel by Amy Grant. But I always slowed and they caught me up. I asked her to sing El Shaddai. By the time we got to the last bathroom, I ended up stopping for an extended rest and Petra had pulled away- this is with a sore back from a week old confrontation with a truck.
At the top, my head was fuzzy and breathing a bit labored. I weaved up the last bit of road. Cresting I accelerated to the line and hopped across. 4 goos, 1 Cliff bar, 4 bottles of drinks- maybe 1000 calories consumed in 36 miles and 10000 feet of elevation gain. About 5 and half hours of riding and another half hour thinking about it.

The Rangers wouldn't let us ride back down and we had to pile into a Suburban. James ended up in the boot. Rain started to come down on us for the downhill.
By the time we got to the base of the hill we were behind schedule. We only had my bike- all the others were in a cube still up top. We piled into Dave's truck and rumbled back to the hotel for a shower.
Back in Paiea we headed for the race party. Food took a long time so I went to a few galleries and left my info with a gallery manager. Haven't heard back from her though. Food ended up being pretty good. The highlight of the whole thing was the free massage. It really helped to speed recovery. Awesome.
We rushed off to the ferry but still stopped for a load of Krisspy Creams. There were 4 of us in the cab along with 3 dozen doughnuts- oh plus 3 more we got for free with our super ferry tickets.
Turns out Carl has a Southern in your face humor.
The ferry home was quieter. I went out on deck hoping to sea the stars blazing across the sky. But, the lights from the ship were so bright it blanked the stars. Only the brightest were visible. The distant islands were little glows on the horizon. A planet loomed low and large. Oahu came into view as a huge lense of light. I went in after only a moment as my weariness caught up with me.
Made it home at about midnight. the next day legs were OK.
